Vampires??

Peter and Joseph came up to me today both wearing goggles and Joseph holding something behind his back while Peter read this story:


I found blood on the street and collected some and my brother and I are interesting how it is. We found out that it was vampires blood. If you look at it without protection for your eyes you will die.


At which point Joseph whipped out this bag of "blood"!


After probing how they colored the water I found out that Peter had a bloody nose and was just letting it drip into the sink. He called for Joseph to go get a bag. They collected the blood from his nose bleed into the bag and then added water.


I would have loved to see the thought process as Peter thought this up.